The original resume roaster

Roast My ResumeHandle the Truth?

Your resume probably sucks. Find out exactly why in 10 seconds. Our AI is brutally honest, a bit funny, and genuinely helpful.

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No signup. No email. Results in 10 seconds.

Brutal Honesty

No participation trophies here. If your resume says "responsible for managing things," we're going to call that out. Specifically.

Actually Funny

Life's too short for boring feedback. Our roasts are designed to make you laugh AND make you fix your resume.

Real ATS Score

Not just jokes — you get a genuine ATS compatibility score calibrated against real applicant tracking systems.

The Fix

After the roast, get your entire resume professionally rewritten for a few dollars. Go from roasted to ready in 60 seconds.

How It Works

1

Upload or Paste

Upload your PDF/DOCX or paste your resume text directly. Takes 5 seconds.

2

Get Roasted

Our AI scores your resume and gives you 5 brutally honest points of feedback.

3

Fix It

Use the free feedback or upgrade to a full professional rewrite for just a few dollars.

Common Questions

Will this actually help me or just insult me?
Both! Every roast points out a real problem with your resume. The humour makes it memorable — you'll actually fix the issues because you can't unsee them.
What's a typical roast score?
Most people score between 30-60. Below 30 means your resume needs serious work. Above 70 means you're doing well. We've never seen a 100.
Is my resume data private?
Completely. Your resume is processed in memory, never stored permanently, and automatically deleted within 2 hours. We don't sell or share any data.

Ready to find out your score?

Most people score between 30-60. The truth hurts — but it helps more.

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